Quite Interesting
Six things boys do in exam hall:
Six things boys do in exam hall:
1. write
2. write
3. write
4. write
5. write
6. write
Monday, November 29, 2010
Just Jokes
A Salesman is trying to call a client. The phone rings and their little boy, named Little Johnny, in a whisper, says, "Hello."
Salesman: "Is your mommy there?"
Little Johnny: (whisper) "Yes."
Salesman: "Can I speak with her?"
Little Johnny: (whisper) "She's busy."
Salesman: "Is your daddy there?"
Little Johnny: (whisper) "Yes."
Salesman: "Can I speak with him?"
Little Johnny: (whisper) "He's busy."
Salesman: "Is there anyone else there?"
Little Johnny: (whisper) "The fire department."
Salesman: "Can I talk to one of them?"
Little Johnny: (whisper) "They're busy."
Salesman: "Is there anybody ELSE there?"
Little Johnny: (whisper) "The police department."
Salesman: "Well, can I talk to one of THEM?"
Little Johnny: (whisper) "They're busy."
Salesman: "Let me get this straight: your mother, your father, the fire department AND the police department are ALL in your house, and they're ALL busy. WHAT are they doing?"
Little Johnny: (whisper) "They're looking for me."
2.
Little Johnny said to his Aunt Tess, "My God, you're ugly, aren't you!"
His mother overheard this and pulled Johnny into the kitchen.
"You naughty boy!" she screamed, "How can you say to your aunt that she's ugly! You go right in and apologize to her! Tell her you're sorry!"
Little Johnny entered the living room, walked over to his aunt and said, "Aunt Tess, I am sorry you're so ugly.
3
Two babies were sat in their prams, when one baby, Little Johnny shouted to the other: "Are you a little girl or a little boy?"
"I don't know," replied the other baby giggling.
"What do you mean, you don't know?" said Little Baby Johnny.
"I mean I don't know how to tell the difference," was the reply.
"Well, I do," said little baby Johnny chuckling. "I'll climb into your pram and find out."
He carefully maneuvered himself into the other baby's pram, then quickly disappeared beneath the blankets. After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big grin on his face. "You're a little girl, and I'm a little boy," he said proudly.
"You're ever so clever," said the baby girl, "but how can you tell?"
"It's quite easy really," replied the little baby Johnny, "you've got pink booties and I've got blue ones!"
4
Little Johnny's father said, "let me see your report card."
Johnny replied, "I don't have it."
"Why not?" His father asked.
"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
5
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," said his mom, "of course not."
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"
Little Johnny went to his mother demanding a new bicycle. His mother decided that he should take a look at himself and the way he acts.
She said, "Well Johnny, it isn't Christmas and we don't have the money to just go out and buy you anything you want. So why don't you write a letter to Jesus and pray for one instead."
After his temper tantrum his mother sent him to his room. He finally sat down to write a letter to Jesus.
Quote
Dear Jesus,
I've been a good boy this year and would appreciate a new bicycle.
Your Friend,
Johnny
Now Johnny knew that Jesus really knew what kind of boy he was (a brat). So he ripped up the letter and decided to give it another try.
Quote
Dear Jesus,
I've been an OK boy this year and I want a new bicycle.
Yours truly,
Johnny
Well, Johnny knew this wasn't totally honest so he tore it up and tried again.
Quote
Dear Jesus,
I've thought about being a good boy this year and can I have a bicycle?
Johnny
Well Johnny looked deep down in his heart, which by the way was what his mother really wanted. He knew he had been terrible and was deserving of almost nothing. He crumpled up the letter, threw it in the trash can and went running out of the house. He aimlessly wandered about depressed because of the way he treated his parents and really considered his actions.
He finally found himself in front of a Catholic church. Johnny went inside and knelt down, looking around, not knowing what he should really do. Johnny finally got up and began to walk out the door and was looking at all the statues. All of a sudden he grabbed a statue of the Virgin Mary and ran out the door.
He went home, hit the statue under his bed and wrote this letter:
Quote
Jesus,
I've got your mum. If you ever want to see her again, give me a bike.
Salesman: "Is your mommy there?"
Little Johnny: (whisper) "Yes."
Salesman: "Can I speak with her?"
Little Johnny: (whisper) "She's busy."
Salesman: "Is your daddy there?"
Little Johnny: (whisper) "Yes."
Salesman: "Can I speak with him?"
Little Johnny: (whisper) "He's busy."
Salesman: "Is there anyone else there?"
Little Johnny: (whisper) "The fire department."
Salesman: "Can I talk to one of them?"
Little Johnny: (whisper) "They're busy."
Salesman: "Is there anybody ELSE there?"
Little Johnny: (whisper) "The police department."
Salesman: "Well, can I talk to one of THEM?"
Little Johnny: (whisper) "They're busy."
Salesman: "Let me get this straight: your mother, your father, the fire department AND the police department are ALL in your house, and they're ALL busy. WHAT are they doing?"
Little Johnny: (whisper) "They're looking for me."
2.
Little Johnny said to his Aunt Tess, "My God, you're ugly, aren't you!"
His mother overheard this and pulled Johnny into the kitchen.
"You naughty boy!" she screamed, "How can you say to your aunt that she's ugly! You go right in and apologize to her! Tell her you're sorry!"
Little Johnny entered the living room, walked over to his aunt and said, "Aunt Tess, I am sorry you're so ugly.
3
Two babies were sat in their prams, when one baby, Little Johnny shouted to the other: "Are you a little girl or a little boy?"
"I don't know," replied the other baby giggling.
"What do you mean, you don't know?" said Little Baby Johnny.
"I mean I don't know how to tell the difference," was the reply.
"Well, I do," said little baby Johnny chuckling. "I'll climb into your pram and find out."
He carefully maneuvered himself into the other baby's pram, then quickly disappeared beneath the blankets. After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big grin on his face. "You're a little girl, and I'm a little boy," he said proudly.
"You're ever so clever," said the baby girl, "but how can you tell?"
"It's quite easy really," replied the little baby Johnny, "you've got pink booties and I've got blue ones!"
4
Little Johnny's father said, "let me see your report card."
Johnny replied, "I don't have it."
"Why not?" His father asked.
"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
5
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," said his mom, "of course not."
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"
Little Johnny went to his mother demanding a new bicycle. His mother decided that he should take a look at himself and the way he acts.
She said, "Well Johnny, it isn't Christmas and we don't have the money to just go out and buy you anything you want. So why don't you write a letter to Jesus and pray for one instead."
After his temper tantrum his mother sent him to his room. He finally sat down to write a letter to Jesus.
Quote
Dear Jesus,
I've been a good boy this year and would appreciate a new bicycle.
Your Friend,
Johnny
Now Johnny knew that Jesus really knew what kind of boy he was (a brat). So he ripped up the letter and decided to give it another try.
Quote
Dear Jesus,
I've been an OK boy this year and I want a new bicycle.
Yours truly,
Johnny
Well, Johnny knew this wasn't totally honest so he tore it up and tried again.
Quote
Dear Jesus,
I've thought about being a good boy this year and can I have a bicycle?
Johnny
Well Johnny looked deep down in his heart, which by the way was what his mother really wanted. He knew he had been terrible and was deserving of almost nothing. He crumpled up the letter, threw it in the trash can and went running out of the house. He aimlessly wandered about depressed because of the way he treated his parents and really considered his actions.
He finally found himself in front of a Catholic church. Johnny went inside and knelt down, looking around, not knowing what he should really do. Johnny finally got up and began to walk out the door and was looking at all the statues. All of a sudden he grabbed a statue of the Virgin Mary and ran out the door.
He went home, hit the statue under his bed and wrote this letter:
Quote
Jesus,
I've got your mum. If you ever want to see her again, give me a bike.
How to Convince People Effectively
Steps
Do the homework. Make sure you understand your own viewpoint. If you are going to try to convince somebody that the Eiffel Tower is taller than the Statue of Liberty, find out the facts first, don’t make assumptions.
Learn the field. For certain areas you will need to know more than just the facts, as some subjects are subjective. For example, if you wanted to convince somebody that the Statue of Liberty was prettier than the Eiffel Tower you will need to know enough about architecture and aesthetics to argue about that subject, as well as the facts, like how tall they are. If you are selling something, like a car, you will need to know all there is to know about the car you are selling. Likewise, you will need to know all about the other cars that are in competition with your vehicle.
Engage the person politely. Maintain eye contact where possible, but don’t be annoying about it.
Establish mutual respect. You will never convince anybody of anything if they believe you do not respect them, so show the person you respect them and be good enough to gain their respect.
Gain trust. To convince people of most things you will need their trust. They don’t have to trust you as a person, but they do need to trust that what you are saying makes sense, that you know your “stuff”. The best way to do this is to do your homework and fieldwork, that way you know a lot about the subject.
Listen carefully to what your debate partner has to say. Respond thoughtfully to their point of view.
When you can, back up what you say with real facts. Lying will only convince somebody until they find out about the lie, then you will never be able to convince them of anything again.
Be willing to be convinced. Sometimes accepting one point from the other person and showing that you can change your mind when you are wrong will help them to be the same, and change their mind about the subject you care about.
Practice active listening. Active listening helps you control a conversation and keeps it on track. Active listening techniques include:
Non-verbal feedback. Nodding your head as the other talks etc.
Paraphrase what the other person has said to make sure you understand it.
Make sure you understand the other person’s objections and respond to them in an intelligent manner.
Keep vigilant about your belief, but always respectful of the beliefs of others. Explain why your belief is important to you.
Understand the other person’s motivations. If you know what another person wants, you are more likely to be able to give it to them.
Rephrase your beliefs in a way that the other person is better able to understand.
Follow up. Ask questions to make sure the other person understands their new views completely.
Tips
To hold the eye of a crowd select individuals in the crowd and hold their eyes on-and-off through your presentation.
Never lose your cool. Nothing lacks conviction more than a raving idiot.
Always be friendly and respectful even if the other person does not change their mind.
Beliefs fade. You may think you have changed somebodies mind but find that in a day or two, perhaps a week, they are right back to where they were before.
The 2010 Woman Driver Awards ... Dont Miss
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| YES - her helmet is ........................................ worn backwards and finally, here is our 2010 Women Drivers Awards *** GOLD Medal Winner *** WOW ! ! How the...?!? Oh never mind... CONGRATULATIONS ! ! This concludes the 2010 Women Drivers Awards Ceremony. |
Sunday, November 28, 2010
DRINK WATER IN EMPTY STOMACH
It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven its value. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese medical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases:
Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and menstrual disorders, ear nose and throat diseases.
METHOD OF TREATMENT
1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth, drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water .....interesting
2. Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anything for 45 minutes
3. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal.
4. After 15 minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner do not eat or drink anything for 2 hours
5. Those who are old or sick and are unable to drink 4 glasses of water at the beginning may commence by taking little water and gradually increase it to 4 glasses per day.
6. The above method of treatment will cure diseases of the sick and others can enjoy a healthy life.
The following list gives the number of days of treatment required to cure/control/reduce main diseases:
1. High Blood Pressure - 30 days
2. Gastric - 10 days
3. Diabetes - 30 days
4. Constipation - 10 days
5. Cancer - 180 days
6. TB - 90 days
7. Arthritis patients should follow the above treatment only for 3 days in the 1st week, and from 2nd week onwards - daily.
This treatment method has no side effects, however at the commencement of treatment you may have to urinate a few times.
It is better if we continue this and make this procedure as a routine work in our life.
Drink Water and Stay healthy and Active.
How To Seduce Any Woman in 20 Minutes or Less
Women and men are different. They experience emotion differently; they
experience language differently; they experience sexual arousal differently. You
can learn to arouse a woman’s emotions and sexuality with words alone
What is this book about?
This book is about how to get a woman aroused and attracted to you very quickly -
within the space of minutes.
This book is not about dating. This book is not about becoming a nicer, more caring,
more sensitive guy. This book is not about specifying exactly how many days you
should wait before calling her, or what kind of cologne to wear. If you’re the kind of
person that wants that kind of book, be my guest - there are plenty out there. This book
is not meant for that kind of person.
On the other hand, if you’re the kind of man that wants to learn fast, efficient, direct,
reliable real-world techniques for getting women physically and emotionally aroused,
this book is meant for you.
To use what this book will teach you, you don’t need looks, money, or youth. You don’t
need a limo, a Lear jet, a swimmer’s body, or a movie star’s face.
All you need is the ability to say words out loud. From this book, you will learn the
following:
• How to seize a woman’s attention
• How to engage and stimulate her emotions
• How to rapidly arouse her body without even touching her
• How to make her feel things she reads about in romance novels
• How to speak in ways that unleash her emotional needs
How can one little book teach you all this, in ways that are easy to learn and use? By
isolating crucial principles, like these:
• The structure of female emotional experience
• The structure of female language
• The connection between female language and emotion
This book is about how female sexual arousal works, and how you can use women’s
built-in sexual systems to give you pleasure.
Download Here
experience language differently; they experience sexual arousal differently. You
can learn to arouse a woman’s emotions and sexuality with words alone
What is this book about?
This book is about how to get a woman aroused and attracted to you very quickly -
within the space of minutes.
This book is not about dating. This book is not about becoming a nicer, more caring,
more sensitive guy. This book is not about specifying exactly how many days you
should wait before calling her, or what kind of cologne to wear. If you’re the kind of
person that wants that kind of book, be my guest - there are plenty out there. This book
is not meant for that kind of person.
On the other hand, if you’re the kind of man that wants to learn fast, efficient, direct,
reliable real-world techniques for getting women physically and emotionally aroused,
this book is meant for you.
To use what this book will teach you, you don’t need looks, money, or youth. You don’t
need a limo, a Lear jet, a swimmer’s body, or a movie star’s face.
All you need is the ability to say words out loud. From this book, you will learn the
following:
• How to seize a woman’s attention
• How to engage and stimulate her emotions
• How to rapidly arouse her body without even touching her
• How to make her feel things she reads about in romance novels
• How to speak in ways that unleash her emotional needs
How can one little book teach you all this, in ways that are easy to learn and use? By
isolating crucial principles, like these:
• The structure of female emotional experience
• The structure of female language
• The connection between female language and emotion
This book is about how female sexual arousal works, and how you can use women’s
built-in sexual systems to give you pleasure.
Download Here
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Complete Works Of Swami Vivekananda
Complete Works Of Swami Vivekananda
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